The Truth is Out There (Somewhere)...

As a public service, Uber-blogger Iowahawk has posted the latest missive from the Obamistration's Under-Ministry of Truth. Featuring the Under-Minister of Truth herself, Linda Douglass, this compelling and helpful alert should serve to alert alert readers to alarming alertness.

An excerpt:

"Greetings citizen! By now you may have heard scattered rumors of state and party officials encountering reactionary resistors at local health care reform information programs. Do not be alarmed, for our 5-year plan for citizen health proceeds without delay. Remain stalwart! The truth can be told at last, that these so-called "protests" are merely the desperate rear flank mob actions of dead-end bandits and saboteurs in the pay of enemy insurance agents."

This is important information, and our readers are advised to stay alert, alertly reading the whole thing.