It's one thing to say "Just Like A Good Neighbor," but some folks may take that a bit too literally:
"Yolanda Deharo, three months pregnant, was standing behind the reception desk at Greg Kirk’s State Farm office Tuesday when the maroon Ford Taurus tore through the front wall a few feet away, its front half coming to rest in the reception area."
According to 91 year old Rosa Lee Crow, her brakes failed as she pulled into a shopping plaza to pay her phone bill. She swerved to miss another vehicle, and smashed through the front of Greg Kirk’s State Farm office. Fortunately, no one was injured; hopefully, she had adequate coverage to pay for the damage to both her car and the office.
My guess: Mr Kirk won't be working hard to win her business.