I will seek you and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache and sweat and moan until you groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, and beg me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am finished with you.
And when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
H1N1 (Swine Flu)