Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Ballpark Diet

Buy me some peanuts and a 4 pound burger, I don't care if I never get back.

4800 calorie burger

Just when you thought it was safe to have a fun time at America's sport, this happens.

It's not bad enough that you pay $10 to park, another $14 to sit in nosebleed seats, $8 for a beer and $7 for a hot dog, now you have a 4800 calorie burger to deal with.
The four-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an eight-inch sesame-seed bun.
How about I leave off the bun?

Enjoy!
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