When last we left our friends at the MVNHS©, we learned that once their "quota" was filled, it was off to the golf course.
But what happens to their patients?
Well, if you've pumped your own gas recently, then you're halfway there:
"A grandmother performed her own tooth extractions in despair after being turned away by 12 dentists.
Elizabeth Green, 76, was in agony with two front teeth and after a fruitless search for an NHS practitioner, resorted to DIY."
Words fail me.