"An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say."
But that's not the best part.
"The unidentified 33-year-old man was suicidal and high on methamphetamine last year when he fired the nails — up to 2 inches in length — into his head one by one."
Well, of course he shot them "one by one." Those semi-automatic nail guns are expensive!
On a sad note, the Darwin Awards have thus lost an outstanding nominee.